Eliot doesn't realize it, but he has a purple butt in this picture. He looks so happy, but it is purple. You see he has had a pretty bad rash for several weeks. Evidently the same stuff that is used to dye cells in biology class can be used to treat butt rash. Who would have guessed? The only drawback is that you end up with a purple butt for a while. 
See. I told you so.
